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tamarussia:

shadygrifter:

pandicksatthedisco:

dremoranightmares:

oh god i tried to explain i’d’ve and y’all’d’ve to a friend who is a korean exchange student and she just kind of stared at me in horror for a minute lmao

SOMEONE EXPLAIN???

y’all’d’ve is a triple contraction, which breaking it down is “you all would have”compare to: “you + all” -> “y’all”"you + would" -> "you’d"and" you + have" -> "you’ve"

im sorry people learning english

tamarussia:

shadygrifter:

pandicksatthedisco:

dremoranightmares:

oh god i tried to explain i’d’ve and y’all’d’ve to a friend who is a korean exchange student and she just kind of stared at me in horror for a minute lmao

SOMEONE EXPLAIN???

y’all’d’ve is a triple contraction, which breaking it down is “you all would have”
compare to:
“you + all” -> “y’all”
"you + would" -> "you’d"
and
" you + have" -> "you’ve"

im sorry people learning english

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catswithbenefits:

volleyball is just a more intense version of “don’t let the balloon touch the floor

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florizuelan:

miss-jaxon-flaxon-waxon:

onwardwall:

thegingerbalrog:

my-fandom-life:

dismantlerepaired:

whereismystrawberrytart:

hikingnerd:

timelordpillbug:

follovved:

amerlcanapparel:

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

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when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudesimage

when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia

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When Russia sends you nudes

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I was gonna scroll past but lol

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jenxmalone:

mydogsnokes:

Tbh the worst part of this website is queue puns

fuqueue

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markruffalo:

blogginglikecrazy:

i literally cant get over this 

I literally can’t get over this either. I mean, it’s Paul Rudd!

markruffalo:

blogginglikecrazy:

i literally cant get over this 

I literally can’t get over this either. I mean, it’s Paul Rudd!

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ladyinterior:

Creative Socks and Tights

reblog for a shark <3

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the-asgardian-tardis-at-221b:

assiest:

every sentence is a sexual innuendo if you think long and hard about it

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srkdall:

5265ad:

I’m grown but I’m not grown grown

Which means I know how to ride a dick but I’m still not sure how taxes work.

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best-of-memes:

90’s nostalgia 

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budotty:

completelybrilliant:

cas-and-tiel:

martinfreemanhasmynose:

captainamerica-in-middle-earth:

tiedtothemast:

Dean Winchester was born in 1979.

Hermione Granger was born in 1979.

Dean Winchester and Hermione Granger are the same age….

Wut

This post really messed me up

Sam Winchester is younger than Harry Potter…

And BBC Sherlock was born in 1980, so Sherlock is the same age as Harry and Ron and is younger than Hermione.

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rosewindow:

*scans sky for flying men*

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hip-pogriff:

ollivander:

circletines:

a harry potter au where potions is taught by gordon ramsay

"YOUR DRAUGHT OF LIVING DEATH COULDN’T KILL A FRUIT FLY"

"YOU PUT SO MUCH GINGER IN THAT POTION IT TASTES LIKE A WEASLEY"

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orthoplex:

On a scale from the winter soldier

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to ronan

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how intense is your eyeliner

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